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    'Twas the night before Chanukah, boychiks and maidels,
    Not a sound could be heard, not even the dreidels.
    The menorah was set on the chimney, just right,
    In the kitchen my Bubbe hut gechapt a bite.
    Salami, pastrami, a glessala tay
    and zayerah pickles with bagels, oy vay!
    Gezunt and geschmacht, the kindelech felt,
    while dreaming of tegelach and Chanukah gelt.

    The clock on the mantle it sure was a tickin',
    and Bubbe was serving a schtickala chicken.
    A tumult arose like a thousand bruchas,
    Santa had fallen and broken his tuchas.
    I put on my slippers, eins, tsvay, drei,
    while Bubba was now on the herring and rye.
    I grabbed my robe and buttoned my gotkes,
    While Bubbe was so busy, devouring those latkes.

    To the window I ran and to my surprise,
    A little red yarmulke greeted my eyes.
    When he got to the door and saw our menorah,
    "Yiddishe kinder," he said, more...

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