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Vanilla Ice performed at halftime of a New Jersey Nets game. To make the Nets look good in comparison.

The New Jersey Nets are on the verge of securing $500 million in bonds to finance the construction of an arena in Brooklyn. It's the last step needed before they can start disappointing fans in an entirely different city.

The sale of the New Jersey Nets to Mikhail Prokhorov is in jeopardy. He must have seen them play.

A Russian billionaire is interested in buying the New Jersey Nets. Apparently he's also interested in becoming a Russian millionaire.

Former NBA All-Star Carl Braun has died at the age of 82. The New Jersey Nets have offered him a 10-day contract.