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Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left - phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 - are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it...
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."
"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.
Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."
(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."
Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but more...

One fine day, a young gentleman decided to sleep nude in a
public park. He gently undressed himself and relaxed his tender
body on the park bench.
Little Cindy walked by and was awfully attracted to this "thing"
one may call it.
Little Cindy, being so young and curious, asked the nude
gentleman, "Hey Mr. Can I play with your birdy?"
The gentleman gave her a look and said, " Get-lost kid!" and
relaxed back on the bench.
Couple of hours passed by...... and the gentleman woke up.....
All of a sudden, he sees all these doctors around him and he was
wheeled to the ER.
When he looked down, everything was red.
With confusion, the gentleman questioned the doctor.
The doctor said, "Our little Cindy will explain you everything."
Cindy walked into the room, and smiled.
Gentleman:..... What did you do?
Cindy:......... I was playing with the birdy and the birdy spit
on more...

A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500, 000 and one lifeline left. The next question will give you the million dollars if you get it right. .. but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32, 000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it...
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
"Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars."
Barbara: "It's a cuckoo."
Regis: "You're sure? You can walk with the $500, 000 or play on for the million."
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C - Cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Absolutely!"
Regis: "Barbara..... you had $500, 000 and you more...

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree? A: Because they don´t wanna fall out.

A father stork and baby stork are sitting in their nest one night, and the baby stork is crying and crying. Trying to calm him down, the father says, "Don't cry, son. Mommy will be back soon. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The following night, it's the father's turn to do the job. Mother and the baby stork are in their nest, the baby stork is crying, and the mother is trying to calm him. "Don't cry, son," she says, "your daddy will be back as soon as he can. Right now he's bringing happiness to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the baby stork's parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he finally returns.
"Where have you been?" the parent storks ask in unison.
"Nowhere. Just scaring the shit out of college students!" replies the baby stork with a grin.