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Whats the definition of a narrow squeak? A thin mouse!
In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm ex..."
On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.
- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?
- Because we are not sure that we will find a place to make a u-turn on the top of the mountain.
After one hour the same man sees the same police car driving downhill backwards again.
- But guys, why are you driving backwards again?
- We found a place to make a u-turn up there.
A man is driving up a steep narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same steep narrow mountain road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, â??BITCH!!â??
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he runs into a pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.................
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out thewindow and yelled, "Pig!" The man immediately leaned out his window and replied,"Bitch!" They continue on their way and as the man rounded thenext corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of theroad.