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In a revealing new interview with the New York Times, best selling author Suze Orman outs herself as a lesbian and a 55 year old virgin.

Suze admits that "I have never been with a man my whole life," even though she regularly gives married couples counseling on her CNBC show.

So now the verdict is out; Suze has lots of advice, but she doesn't know dick.

NBC is cutting programming costs. Last week the struggling network laid off 500 employees including several cast members of "Heroes." The show will now be called "Hero."

Surprisingly, Boyle did not even receive a nomination for the best new female artist.
Insiders believe Boyle was snubbed because she is not trendy, stylish, or a woman.

The new season of America's Got Talent premired tonight, as a result millions without freedom of expression wondered what they are fighting for.

NBC is looking to add a drama program in place of “The Jay Leno Show”at 10 PM. I have to ask: isn’t one taping of “The Jay Leno Show” enoughdrama for one week?

Because of the ugly business over at NBC, Triumph the InsultComic Dog is ready to walk. He’s actually sitting patiently by the front door.

The Deutsche Oper Berlin, Germany's leading opera house, took Mozart's 1781 opera "Idomeneo" off its fall schedule because security fears stirred by a scene that depicts the severed head of the Prophet Mohammed.
Religious leaders, including Jerry Falwell, condemned this as "surrendering to terrorists," but added, "If NBC airs the Madonna concert with her on a crucifix, we're going to blow the shit out of them."