Susan Boyle Jokes

oh my god i didnt think that king kong really existed, nan please thats susan boyle

...British singer Susan Boyle claims she was bullied and beaten as a child. And she still has the ugly stick to prove it.

Surprisingly, Boyle did not even receive a nomination for the best new female artist.
Insiders believe Boyle was snubbed because she is not trendy, stylish, or a woman.

The 10 nominee's for the " 2009 Emotionally Challenged Female Celebrity Of The Year Award " are as follows,: 1). Liza " With a Z " Minnelli, 2). Elizabeth " Once married a Hilton " Taylor, 3). " Shotgun Sarah " Palin, 4). LaToya " Phantom of the Opera " Jackson, 5). Lindsay " Cat Burglar " Lohan, 6). Debbie " I'll Kick Your Ass " Rowe, 7). Susan " Young Frankenstein " Boyle, 8). Sharon " Bad Karma " Stone, 9). Naomi " Flying BlackBerry " Campbell, 10). Tyra " Tyra Loves Tyra " Banks................The voting will take place at a later date.........................................................................( kascha & whitney )

Joe Perry recently stated that Aerosmith won't be waiting for Steven Tyler to return to the fold. Well, if they need a singer with a busted face, Susan Boyle's available.