Musician Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.
Why was the piano invented?
So the musician would have a place to put his beer.
What does a German Hammond organist do in his life's most tender moments?
He puts his Leslie on "slow".
Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.
What is the definition of a half step?
Two oboes playing in unison.
How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
Take the batteries out of his electric tuner.