Musical Jokes / Recent Jokes

Stallone, Tony Danza, and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers.Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Bethoven, and Swarzanagger says "I'll be Bach!"

1. You could care less who Britney Spears is sleeping with.
2. You understand the differences between 27 brands of imported chardonnay.
3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets.
4. You know someone who was in the emergency room with Richard Gere the gerbil.
5. You understand the immense importance of quality lighting.
6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of a baseball field and still spot a toupee.
7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit.
8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover.
9. You really have "been there, done that."
10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends.
11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your house.
13. You can have naked men you don't know at your house.
14. You know how to handle more...

What is the pigs favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).

Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.

Scientists announced Monday that they have developed a t-shirt that turns the strumming of an air guitar into music. An engineer on the project says, “It’s an easy-to-use, virtual instrument that allows real-time music making even by players without musical skills.”
The company also revealed that they could be certain of this because the device had first been tested on Kevin Federline.