Musharaff Jokes

On The Morning Of 9/11 Musharaff Calls Up Bush And Says, "I Am Really Sorry At The Great Loss To Your Country And I Deeply
Condemn This Act Of Destruction And I Also Assure You That We Had No Hand In It" Bush' "Hey! What Are You Talking About.
Musharaff'What Time Is It In America Now? Bush "8: 00 A. M" Musharaff "Oops Wrong Timing, I Will Call Back After One Hour.

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton."
God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan."
God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Ranil W. visits God and asks him: "God when will I become the President in Sri Lanka." Hearing this, God starts crying.
Ranil W. is astounded and asks: "God why are you crying?" God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime."

Saddam Hussain Visits God And Asks Him: " God When Shall I See The Defeat Of George Bush? " God Replies:" Son, You Will Not
See It In Your Lifetime. " Hearing This, Saddam Hussain Starts Crying And Goes Away. Gen Parvez Musharaff Visits God And Asks
Him: " God When Shall I See The Capture Of Kashmir By Pakistan?" God Replies: " Son, You Will Not See It In Your Lifetime."
Hearing This, Gen Parvez Musharaff Starts Crying And Goes Away. Laaloo Yadav Visits God And Asks Him:" God When Shall I See
Bihar Becoming A Prosperous And Happy State? " Hearing This, God Starts Crying. Laaloo Is Astounded And Asks: " God, Why Are
You Crying? " God Replies: " Son, I Will Not See It In My Lifetime"

After Just A Minute Summit Of Laloo And Musharaff Without Any Aides, Both Came Out To Address The Press Conference. Musharaff Said," Laloo Will Address You. All I Want To Say Is'Pakistan Withdraws All Its Claims Of Kashmir From India". Reporters Grilled Laloo As To How This Marathan Feat Could Be Possible In Just A Minute Which The Great Leaders In The Past Could Not Do. Laloo Said. ."I Just Passed On The Free Gift Scheme To Musharaff Which He Denied. You Know, If You Take A Fridge, Tape Recorder Is Free Like That... Pakistan Can Take Kashmir From India...... But Bihar Is To Be Accepted Free With That."......