"Oops Wrong Timing" joke

On The Morning Of 9/11 Musharaff Calls Up Bush And Says, "I Am Really Sorry At The Great Loss To Your Country And I Deeply
Condemn This Act Of Destruction And I Also Assure You That We Had No Hand In It" Bush' "Hey! What Are You Talking About.
Musharaff'What Time Is It In America Now? Bush "8: 00 A. M" Musharaff "Oops Wrong Timing, I Will Call Back After One Hour.

Britney Spears, Shaggy and Pink went on a hoilday and shared a hotel room with each other.
One night before going to sleep they heard someone do a fart.
Pink said: You make me sick,
Shaggy said: It wasn't me
Britney spears said: OOps i did it again


A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say?" asked the nurse.

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