Muffins Jokes

Two muffins are in the oven cooking, one muffin looks at the other and says, "Man its getting hot in here". The other looks over and screams, "AHH a talking muffin!!!"

Ok so there are two muffins rite, and they are both in an oven. The first muffin goes "boy is it hot in here or what!" and the seconf muffin goes "HOLY SHIT, its a talking muffin!"

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been
in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with
a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked
Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven." Next they went out back to survey the championship
golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the
course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.
The old man asked, "what are the green fees?".
Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free." Next they went to the club house and saw the
lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the more...

There are 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "Hot Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

People eat muffins for breakfast, and for snacks. But not Harold. Harold was muffinless. He loved the tasty goodness of the top part and the more tasty goodness of the bottom part but still, he was muffinless. One day, Harold became ill and his doctor told him to stay in bed. On that day, it rained muffins. One day a neighbor came up to Harold and told him to have a muffin, but whether it was good, bad, poisoned, or delicious, we will never know, for that is the end of our story.