Monsters Jokes / Recent Jokes

Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.

What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

What is the Ape monsters name? Godzilla Gorilla!

Why is the monsters football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet