Anakin Jokes

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    Monsters, Inc. was a cute animated movie that is pretty funny, but definitely for kids. You should go see it if you have kids, are a kid, or like to pretend you're a kid late at night by wearing diapers. It's made by the Pixar people, who did Toy Story and A Bug's Life, and that pretty much tells you what to expect. Same technology, but a couple years later, so it's a little better, a little more lifelike. Movie gets a nice, solid 3 6/7 Babylons. You'll have a good time, but try not to see it in a theater filled with too many kids- they can be annoying. Especially when the one right behind you spends the last fifteen minutes kicking your chair telling its Mommy that it needs to go to the bathroom.

    OK, now let's talk about the Star Wars trailer.

    By now, you have seen it, or heard it, or had it described to you by a cyber-dork named C3PO4EVR on a host of fan sites. You know it's really short. You know there is no dialogue. You know that the only sound you get is more...

    Jimmy was a very smart boy, and he enjoyed church very much, but when
    the choir began singing "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear," he didn't
    concentrate on singing the song as he should have; instead, he wondered
    why Gladly didn't go to an ophthalmologist and why they were singing a
    song in church about a woodland animal with an eye problem anyway. (By
    Timothy House)
    "Mike, I've got a strange tale. Heard it from a Klingon last night, and
    I thought the folks might appreciate it."
    "It has to do with those two famous characters, Anakin and Luke
    Skywalker. The tale concerns that time when Anakin was going by the name
    of Vader, specifically the light saber battle they fought in the cloud
    city. The depiction of that fight in the Lucas film was fairly accurate,
    but it left out a few details."
    "It seems that, during the course of the fracas, more words were
    exchanged while the two of them were more...

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