Minnie Jokes / Recent Jokes

BACKUP - What you do when you run over a coon in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling out sick
CACHE - Neede when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Juniors party univited
DIGITAL - The art of countining on you fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put ther hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie lives
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope more...

mickey and minnie get a divorse the judge tells minnie to go outside he tells mickey that minnies crazy and mickey says no shes not shes fucking goofy

micky and minnie in the divorce courts, the judge turns to mickey and says, u can't divorce minnie for having bucked teeth, he replies, i didnt say that i said that she was fecking goofy

It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.. The judge was about to make his decision he said 'Im sorry mickey, I cant grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth"Mickey retorted " I DIDNT SAY SHE had prominent teeth, I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!!

I heard these somewhere:
Minnie and Max had been married for 18 years. As Minnie grew
older and less attractive, Max became disinterested and his
libido started to wane dramatically. In desperation, Minnie
hauled him before a marriage counselor. The marriage counselor
listened patiently to Minnie's complaints and to Max's
protestations. Max said he was being nagged unmercifully
Minnie said that Max was causing her anguish.
Finally the marriage counselor issued a verdict. "Max," he said,
"from now on, no matter how you feel, you must give Minnie her
conjugal rights at least semi-annually."
Minnie was delighted and they left the counselor's chambers.
On the way downstairs she nudged Max, "Tell me Max, how many
times a week is semi-annually?"
Deep in the Tennessee hills, a farmer's mule kicked his mother-in-law
to death. An enormous crowd of men turned out for the funeral.
The minister, more...