Minks Jokes

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Weird News: Minks in the WaterFrom the Daily Collegian:
Stockholm, Sweden - In an embarrassing admission, Defense Ministry analysts say many signals detected by their navy's high-tech buoys - and thought to be foreign submarines - were just the sounds of swimming minks.
The report - coming after the military conceded that an animal set off a weeks-long sub hunt in the Baltic Sea last spring - was leaked to the Dagens Nyheter newspaper and published yesterday.
It said most of the suspicious sounds heard in the islands around Stockholm since the end of the Cold War were minks and other mammals swishing and splashing as they searched for food. Minks, about the size of cats, are plentiful on the islands. They usually feed on the surface, but sometimes dive for crayfish on the bottom.

From the Daily Collegian:
Stockholm, Sweden - In an embarrassing admission, Defense Ministry analysts say many signals detected by their navy's high-tech buoys - and thought to be foreign submarines - were just the sounds of swimming minks.
The report - coming after the military conceded that an animal set off a weeks-long sub hunt in the Baltic Sea last spring - was leaked to the Dagens Nyheter newspaper and published yesterday.
It said most of the suspicious sounds heard in the islands around Stockholm since the end of the Cold War were minks and other mammals swishing and splashing as they searched for food. Minks, about the size of cats, are plentiful on the islands. They usually feed on the surface, but sometimes dive for crayfish on the bottom.

Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because you like the way it's painted. My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, and so made sure that she would stay, in better spirits night and day. My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm damn lucky to have them. My other wife is beautiful. My wife and I have a perfect understanding; I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him! My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors. Nowadays, the only place a single woman can find the best man is at a wedding. One of the safest ways to assure a happy marriage is more...

Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because you like the way it's painted.
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, and so made sure that she would stay, in better spirits night and day.
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm damn lucky to have them.
My other wife is beautiful.
My wife and I have a perfect understanding; I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gawd, I miss him!
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.
Nowadays, the only place a single woman can find the best man is at a wedding.
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