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What game do four elephants in a mini play?
Squash

A man walks into a bar with a leather bag and says to the barman will you give me a free drink if i show you something really amazing and the barman says it depends how amazing it is so the man goes in his bag and pulls out a mini piano and the barman says no thats not amazing enough and he goes no i havent finished yet so he puts in his hand and pulls out a mini man and the barman says yeah that is worth a free drink but where did you get the man and he pulls out a magic lamb and says if you close your eyes and make a wish it will come true so the man closes his eyes and makes a wish but nothing happens the all of a sudden the pub is full of ducks there are everywhere on the ceiling on the tables and a man comes over from a table and says what did you wish for and the man says i actually wished for 100 bucks and the man with the lamb says what did you thing you would get a 10 inch peinist.

body: Three of the Backstreet Boys were going on a picnic in a summer day in a Nice Mini Van.
After few hours they reached there destination point, middle of the desert, in Arizona, USA.
The First guy got off of the Van. Opened the back, took out an umbrella and went to top of a sand dune.
Few seconds later second guy comes with a bottle of water and asked the First guy, “Why you have an umbrella with you? ”
He replied, “If it gets hot and sunny I’ll Open it up. ” Same time he asked the second guy why did he has a bottle of water with him.
The first guy said, “It will help me to prevent dehydrating myself if it gets too hot”.
They wondering why didn’t the Third Guy come yet. Few minutes later the Third guy comes with the Front Door of the Mini Van.
First and second guy stared at him for a second and asked, “Why the hell… did you bring the Door of the Van? ”
The Third replied, “Idiots! This is summer. I brought the door more...

Malaysian students set a record for most people in a Mini Cooper when 21 students got into one and stayed the mandatory 20 seconds. What they didn't say is that Malaysia is a starving nation and there was still room for a family of four in the backseat. Also unreported: The government of Malaysia announced that it will set up its headquarters in the Mini Cooper.

1. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
2. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
3. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
4. What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
5. What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)
6. How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.
7. What game do four elephants in a mini play?
Squash
8. How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open more...

Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a very tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts he can't stop looking at her thighs. To his delight he discovers that she is wearing no underwear.
The blonde suddenly notices that he is looking and asks, "Are you looking at my p*ssy?"
"Yes, I am so sorry! I just couldn't help myself. I will stop right away."
After a while he starts to look again.
"Are you looking again?" the blonde asks.
"I am so sorry, I just can't stop!" he says.
"Oh, it's okay. It's quite talented, watch!" the blonde says.
As the man is watching it blows a kiss at him!
"What else can it do?" he asks.
"It can also wink at you," she says. The man stares in disbelief as it winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me." As the man sits down she asks him if he would like to stick two fingers in it?
Then the man says, "Why, can it whistle more...

New from MATTEL: Administrative Barbie: Works twelve hour days for little pay (70% of Admin Ken's salary), and is the lowest on the totem pole despite being the one that actually runs the group. Comes with mini laptop and directions for the coffee machine. Pull the string on her back and she'll schedule a meeting with your other dolls, replace the toner cartridge in the laser printer, coordinate a re-org and a move, and order airline tickets for Admin Ken.

Temp Barbie: This smartly dressed, intelligent, hard-working and enthusiastic Barbie is ready to go right out of the box, but usually goes untouched for at least a day while everyone tries to figure out why they bought her. Pull the string on her back and she'll stuff envelopes indefinitely, all the while wondering why she got a liberal arts degree. Comes with mini resume and mini filing cabinet filled with the past five years worth of US Tax Code revisions which need to be collated.

Sister Mary Barbie: This more...