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Mel Gibson was arrested for DUI on Friday. According to the police, Gibson had been driving erratically and his breath reeked of the Blood of Christ.

Mel Gibson's fourth apology to the Jews is set to be released on Friday. Unfortunately it begins, "I'm sorry the truth hurts..."

"He's just not the crazy jesus freak anti-semitic weirdo i fell in love with anymore."

But the court denied his plea to expunge "Lethal Weapon-part 3 and 4" from his filmography.

In an interview to be aired at the end of this week, Mel Gibson told Diane Sawyer that he has not had a drink for 65 days.

Gibson, star of such movies as Braveheart and Lethal Weapon, did not elaborate on which 65.

In addition to spousal support and a share of her husband’s Hollywood earnings, Robyn Gibson is seeking jewelry in the divorce settlement. However, Mel Gibson filed a response in which he said he would not give up his Hitler-Gibson BFF Diamond nameplate.

Attempting the age-old method to "dissappear", Mel sneaks a peek hoping it worked.