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Mel Gibson blasts Iraq war. Says not enough Jews being killed.

Jews are saying Mel Gibson's apology for his anti-Semitic slurs came too late.
They then charged him a $30 late fee.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mel Gibson says he feels bad for Michael Richards, caught on tape launching a racist tirade against some African-American hecklers. Mel told the magazine, "I felt like sending Michael Richards a note." And the note would read, “Don’t forget the yids.”

Mel goes on to say of Richards, “They'll probably torture him for a while and then let him go.” I guess now he thinks the Jews run Guantanamo, too.

In Louisville, Kentucky, a man who lost his hand in a machine press accident more than 30 years ago became the third successful hand transplant recipient in the U.S. and is doing well the day after the surgery at Jewish Hospital. The Jews have got a hand in everything.

Mel Gibson's movie "Apocalypto" was No. 1 at the weekend box office, despite Mel’s drunk driving arrest and anti-Semitic rant and even though it’s not in English, has no big stars and includes beheadings. Usually films from anti-Semites that are not in English, have no big stars and include beheadings are only on al-Jazeera.