Mamma Jokes / Recent Jokes
your mamma is so ugly, shestuck her head out the window and got arrested for moving
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows,
your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass.
your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her.
your mamma's drawls is so funky, roaches checkin' in but not out.
your mamma is so fat, can't wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs.
your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block.
your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini.
your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises.
your mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.
yo mamma so big that i had to use her for a landing pad when my apatrment was on fire
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass. your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her. your mamma's drawls is so funky, roaches checkin' in but not out. your mamma is so fat, can't wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs. your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block. your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini. your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises. your mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back. your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.
Your Mamma is sooo stupid that when God was giving out brains, she thought he was giving out shakes, so she asked for a thick one!