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Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.
A variety of foot apparel, e. g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter.
The minor residents, i. e. the children, of the aforementioned House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i. e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.
Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred to as "I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the parts more...
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up-she had to go to Sea World to get
yo mamma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real
yo house so little i threw a rock through the window and hit everybody
Yo mamma so stupid your dad went to fuck her and she said doesn't it go in my mouth
Your mamma is so stupid that when she walked up to a door that said keep door closed at all times she walked away.