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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll!
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!
Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!
Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because the chicken needed a day off
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of cluck!
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
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Yo Mama is so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!"
Q)If a ruster lays an egg on the peek of the roof. what side would the egg roll down?
A)the egg wont roll because rusters dont lay eggs!!!
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. Whats that? Ouch!
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "Id like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise? The second blonde replies, " They didnt last year."