Lalu Jokes / Recent Jokes

Laloo is convicted in the fodder case and the courts decide that all his property belongs to the state. He is left with nothing and is going around looking for a job. Eureka Forbes (the vacuum cleaner company) gives him a job as a vacuum cleaner saleman. Laloo decides to do well on his first day itself. He goes to the first house in his territory.
He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, Laloo runs inside and dumps gobar (cow dung) all over the floor and the sofa.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that gobar right now, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She replies, "You want salt and pepper on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated.
"Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward. A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to move from there!"
"But why?"
"He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!
He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn't contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"
"So how much has been collected so far?"
"Six litres!"

Laloos family planning policy.. "DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"

Lalu: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with sweet girlfriends.
Mayawati: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with sweet girlfriends.

Laloo Prasad Yadav cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why? ?????????
To avoid side effects!!!

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Lalu: Thank God! I was born after that otherwise, I would have died before becoming prime minister..