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"You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport." - Knicks guard Stephon Marbury

So, the Knicks should have electrocuted and drowned Stephon Marbury three seasons ago?

Knicks coach Isiah Thomas has said that all of his players are "untouchable." Much like plague victims and lepers. Despite this, Thomas believes that the women in the organization are plenty touchable.

Allen Iverson has placed phone calls with the Knicks and the Bobcats. Up next, the Suicide Hotline.

I wanted to take the family to a Knicks game, but the bank wouldn't approve my loan.