Relieved Jokes

A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"

Lots of things go on during "Spring Break" as the college students let off a little steam. This one student was arrested for indecent exposure in a field near the beach, and was appearing before a Judge.
"I plead not guilty your honor, I only went there to get relieved." he testified.
"Well, I'm inclined to accept your explanation." said the Judge. "I guess some allowances must be made for 'emergencies'."
"That's true to a point, your Honor." said the arresting officer. "But what about this young lady here who relieved him?"

A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic. "Everything ok with your car now?" "Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies. "Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?" "Yeah, but he didn't. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"

...Isiah Thomas was fired as Knicks coach Friday. Isiah is actually relieved, saying "This frees me up so now i can devote more time to getting around to sexually harassing anyone in the Knicks offices that i missed the first time around."

A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"