Indecent Jokes

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    Indecent Exposure
    A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
    She says, "Why, officer?"
    "Because your breast is hanging out."
    She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

    Lots of things go on during "Spring Break" as the college students let off a little steam. This one student was arrested for indecent exposure in a field near the beach, and was appearing before a Judge.
    "I plead not guilty your honor, I only went there to get relieved." he testified.
    "Well, I'm inclined to accept your explanation." said the Judge. "I guess some allowances must be made for 'emergencies'."
    "That's true to a point, your Honor." said the arresting officer. "But what about this young lady here who relieved him?"

    You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.

    A cute young thing was consulting a psychiatrist. Among other questions, the doctor asked, "Are you troubled at all by indecent thoughts?"
    "Why, no," she replied, with just the hint of a twinkle in her eye. "To tell you the truth, doctor, I rather enjoy them."

    India has demanded that MTV apologize for airing "indecent" music videos. MTV retaliated by demanding that India apologize for the sitar.

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