King Kong Jokes / Recent Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.