Jehovah Jokes

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    Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
    A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

    Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    A. Pharaoh`s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

    Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
    A. Ruth-less.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. David`s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

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    Did you hear about the lawyer who was solicited to be a Jehovah's Witness?
    He refused because he didn't see the accident but said he would be interested in taking the case.

    Biblical Questions and Answers

    Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
    A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

    Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

    Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
    A. Ruth-less.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.

    Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
    A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

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    Did you hear about the lawyer who was solicited to be a Jehovah's Witness?
    He refused because he didn't see the accident but said he would be interested in taking the case.

    what do you get when you cross a Zen budhist with a jehovah's witness?
    Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason!

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