Jeeto Jokes / Recent Jokes

Having snuck out with a very cute young woman that he met at a party, Banta, exhausted from hours of hot sex, woke up at her apartment at 3 A. M. "Oh God!" Banta thought, "Jeeto`s gonna kill me!" Trying to figure out how he would explain this to Jeeto without getting whacked with a frying pan, inspiration struck first. Banta dashed out to the nearest pay phone, dialed his home number quickly, and breathlessly said, "Jeeto, Jeeto! Don`t pay the ransom!!! I escaped!!!"

Once our Santa ended up getting drunk at this place called the Golden Cafe.
Well, he comes home and tells his wife, Jeeto, 'You wouldn't believe it there! The floor is gold, the ceiling's gold, the chandelier is gold, even the urinals are gold!'
Jeeto can't believe this so she calls the place up and asked to speak with the manager. She said, 'Is it true that your floor is gold?'
The guy says, 'Yes.'
The wife continues down the list. 'Is it true that even your urinals are gold?'
The manager turns around to another guy and says, 'Hey, I think we found the guy who messed up your saxophone last night.'

Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, "Be honest, how am I as a lover?"
To which Jeeto replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" Santa said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'."
Santa was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."

Jeeto came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time Doctor but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Santa. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week, an upset Jeeto marched into Doctor's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself ?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Santa," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."

When Santa came home, his wife, Jeeto, was crying.
"Your mother insulted me," Jeeto sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the country?" Santa asked.
"I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."
"And?"
"At the end of the letter it said, 'Dear Jeeto, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son.'"

Santa went for his annual physical check up. All of his tests came back with normal results.
His Dr. said, "Santa, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"
Santa replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I'm done."
"Wow," commented Dr., "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. called Jeeto, Santa's wife and says, "Santa is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?"
Jeeto exclaimed, "Oh God !! He's peeing in the more...

Jeeto caught her husband, Santa, searching high and low all around his living room.
Jeeto: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jeeto: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star News channel'. How does he know that?"