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One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods stored and asked the shopkepper. "I need a really nice gun to hunt deer with"The shopkeeper gave him a gun and said, "This gun is perfect for any deer"Taking the gun, and jumping into his Jeep the new hunter went into the woods to search for deer. While looking around for his new sport, he saw nothing. Then, when he was just about ready to give up he saw a Bear in the distance. Not wanting to waste this journey he took aim and, BOOM! When the smoke cleared to his surprise, no bear.Suddenly, Fred felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he saw the bear."What the hell do you think you are doing?" asked the bear."I'm sorry, I did mean to, I'll never do it again!" whined Fred."Pull down your pants, just so you understand how serious I am" explains the Bear.Reluctantly, Fred does this and WHAM, the bear screws him up the ass.All pissed off Fred more...

There was a englishman, an scot and an irish man.
They were in the middle of the desert when their jeep broke down and they all decided to take one piece of the jeep each and so the englishman took the roof: the scot took the seat and the irishman took the door.
When they reach a village they reached a village they all told each other why they had brough each piece of the car, the englishman said he had brought the roof for shelter, the scot said that he had brought the seat to sit on when he was tried and the irishman said he had brought the door so ha could wind down the window when it got hot.

Darwin Award Winner for 1997 Announced
You all know about the Darwin Awards - It's an annual honor given to
the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing
themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
The 1995 winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which
toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out
of it.
In 1996 the winner was an air force sergeant who attached a JATO unit
to his car and crashed into a cliff several hundred feet above the
roadbed.
And now, the 1997 winner: Larry Waters of Los Angeles - one of the few
Darwin winners to survive his award-winning accomplishment. Larry's
boyhood dream was to fly. When he graduated from high school, he
joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a pilot. Unfortunately, poor
eyesight disqualified him. When he was finally discharged, he had to
satisfy himself with watching jets fly over his backyard.
One day, Larry, more...