Javelin Jokes

Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

THREE GUYS WERE ON A PLANE THE 1ST 1 WAS A aussie, THE 2ND 1 WAS A american, AND THE 3RD 1 WAS english [england] THEY HAD THEY HAD TO MUCH STUFF. SO THEY DECIDED TO THROW SOME STUFF OUT. THE 1ST THREW OUT A JAVELIN HE WENT DOWN AND SAW A KID CRYING HE ASKED WHY YA CRYING KID HE SAID A JAVELIN HIT ME IN THE HEAD. THE 2ND GUY THROWS DOWN A SHOTPUT HE ALSO WENT DOWN AND SAW A KID CRYING HE ASKED THE KID WHY YA CRYING KID A SHOTPUT HIT ME IN THE HEAD. THE 3RD GUY THROWS DOWN A BOMB GOES DOWN AND SAW A KID LAUGHING WHY YA LAUGHING KID WELL I FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP