"BANG" joke

THREE GUYS WERE ON A PLANE THE 1ST 1 WAS A aussie, THE 2ND 1 WAS A american, AND THE 3RD 1 WAS english [england] THEY HAD THEY HAD TO MUCH STUFF. SO THEY DECIDED TO THROW SOME STUFF OUT. THE 1ST THREW OUT A JAVELIN HE WENT DOWN AND SAW A KID CRYING HE ASKED WHY YA CRYING KID HE SAID A JAVELIN HIT ME IN THE HEAD. THE 2ND GUY THROWS DOWN A SHOTPUT HE ALSO WENT DOWN AND SAW A KID CRYING HE ASKED THE KID WHY YA CRYING KID A SHOTPUT HIT ME IN THE HEAD. THE 3RD GUY THROWS DOWN A BOMB GOES DOWN AND SAW A KID LAUGHING WHY YA LAUGHING KID WELL I FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in."
Immediately, a burly athlete more...

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Three guys were trying to sneak into the Asian Games Village at Busan, South Korea to scoop souvenirs and autographs.
The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way more...

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Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in."Immediately, a burly athlete walks more...

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Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in."
Immediately, a burly more...

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