Jason Jokes / Recent Jokes
Jason showed his buddy the beautiful diamond ring he had bought his girlfriend for her birthday. "I thought she wanted a four-wheel-drive vehicle," ventured his friend. "She did," Jason said. "But where am I going to find a fake Jeep?"
Jason: "She treated me badly."
Harry:"She treated me worse."
Jason: "Impossible! She jilted me."
Harry: "She married me."
One day john, peter, and jason went to the class room to take their money on their desk.
the first person, john went in and suddenly a noise said this money is mine and it belong to the table.
the second person, peter went in and suddenly a noise said this money is mine and it belong to the table.
the third person, jason went in and suddenly a noise said this money is mine and it belong to the table.then jason said this its mine and it belong to my pocket.
Jason Robertson, 26, and Thomas Valliere, 24, two traveling Canadians had been doing a bit of drinking when they decided to buy some cocaine to liven up their island vacation.
Having gotten a number from a local, Jason called, only to be told it was the wrong number. Not one to give up easily Jason called the number again insisting it was correct and that he wanted to buy some cocaine.
Unfortunately for Roberston the number he had called (twice) was to the cell phone of Jeff Jackson, deputy chief of the combined Police and Customs Drugs Task Force for the Cayman Islands. After the second call an undercover policeman telephoned Robertson back to set up the sale.
When he met the pair and handed over the cocaine - actually nondairy coffee creamer -- police swooped in. Robertson and Valliere were fined $1, 000 but since they had failed to actually buy cocaine, they were not charged with possession.
Jason Bertch got to go on tour with the band Simple Plan. As he and the guys were looking out the window, they started talking.
"Wow. That one has a nice figure." Pierre said. "With a nice shape." David added. "It is also very firm looking." Seb said. "It also is very big." David added.
Suddenly Pierre looked up. "We were talking about the girls, David. Who were you talking about?" he said. David blushed. "Jason."