Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What did the lady at the beach tell Micheal Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun.
Indiana Pacers guard Stephen Jackson recently apologized for an incident in which he fired a gun in the air outside a nightclub in self-defense.
Pacers coach Rick Carlisle defended Jackson, saying "This episode comes as no surprise to fans of our team. We've known for years that Stephen shoots well from downtown."
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.
Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children, and the other is used to hold groceries.