Izzy Jokes

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Izzy who?
    Izzy Moe than you can handle? Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Izzy who?
    Izzy at the door? You'd better answer it then! Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Izzy who?

    There was this really annoying elephant named Izzy who loved to brag.
    One day she went up to a camel, Mell, and said, "I am the most beautiful animal you'll ever see!!"
    Mell looked at her like she was crazy and said no you're not!
    Izzy said, "Well, I look better than you because I don't have two boobs on my back!"
    Mell replied, "True, very true. But at least I don't have a dick on my face."

    Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah)
    Hal Jalikakick (How'd ya like a kick)
    Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs)
    Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky)
    Harmon Ikka (Harmonica)
    Harris Mint (Harassment)
    Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire)
    Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack)
    Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener)
    Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek)
    Haywood Jablowme (Hey, Would You Blow Me?)
    Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?)
    Hein Noon (High Noon)
    Helen Back (Hell and Back)
    Helena Hanbaskett (Hell In A Hand Basket)
    Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off)
    Herbie Hind (Her Behind)
    Herb E. Side (Herbiside)
    Herbie Voor (Herbivore)
    Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin)
    Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn)
    Holly Wood (Hollywood)
    Homan Provement (Home Improvent)
    Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
    Howard I. No (How Would I Know?)
    Howe D. Pardner (Howdy Partner)
    Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?)
    Huang Annsaw (Wrong Answer)
    Hugh Beeotch more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Izzy who?
    Izzy come, Izzy go!

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