Camel Jokes

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    (Passing requires 4 correct answers...)
    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
    2) Which country makes Panama hats?
    3) From which animal do we get catgut?
    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
    6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal?
    7) What was King George VI's first name?
    8) What color is a purple finch?
    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
    Quiz Answers:
    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
    2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
    3) From which animal do we get catgut? Sheep and Horses
    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
    6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal? Dogs
    7) What was King George VI's more...

    A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert
    outpost. On
    his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out
    back
    of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour,
    "What's the camel for?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long
    way from
    anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we
    have the
    camel." The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess
    it's
    all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months,
    the
    Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN
    THE
    CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the
    Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have
    vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the
    stool
    and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that more...

    There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion,
    and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has
    made the rounds the commander looks at the captain and says,
    "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building
    over there. What's that used for?"
    The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women
    around.Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use
    the camel." "Enough!" says the commander in disgust.
    Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of a
    woman. He goes to the captain and says,
    "Tell me something, Captain." Lowering his voice and glancing
    around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime soon?"
    The captain says, "Well, let me see." He opens up his book. "Why, yes, sir, the
    camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock."
    The commander says, "Put me down more...

    In the olden days of the Legion Etrangere (French Foreign Legion), Lieutenant Lefevre was extremely happy to be posted near Bir Ounane, right in the middle it seems, of the desert.
    Boy howdy, did he enjoy the challenge of the elements, the demands for personal survival skills, the camaraderie of the other officers, etc! In fact, for four months, he enjoyed EVERYTHING!
    Around the beginning of his fifth month there, a steady ache in his groin reminded him that the hadn't had any female companionship and that it was time to put his johnson back to work. He confided one day in Sergeant LeBrun: "Sergeant, I've got a personal problem. I need a woman. What do the men do when they have this urge?"
    "Sir," responded Sergeant LeBrun, "there's no problem. They usually take the camel..."
    "Non, non, non. Jamais! Never! Never!" screamed the lieutenant. "I will not descend to such low conduct."
    Well, about two months later, he more...

    There was this really annoying elephant named Izzy who loved to brag.
    One day she went up to a camel, Mell, and said, "I am the most beautiful animal you'll ever see!!"
    Mell looked at her like she was crazy and said no you're not!
    Izzy said, "Well, I look better than you because I don't have two boobs on my back!"
    Mell replied, "True, very true. But at least I don't have a dick on my face."

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