Hardy Jokes

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Hardy!
    Hardy who?
    Hardy ha ha!

    Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah)
    Hal Jalikakick (How'd ya like a kick)
    Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs)
    Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky)
    Harmon Ikka (Harmonica)
    Harris Mint (Harassment)
    Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire)
    Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack)
    Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener)
    Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek)
    Haywood Jablowme (Hey, Would You Blow Me?)
    Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?)
    Hein Noon (High Noon)
    Helen Back (Hell and Back)
    Helena Hanbaskett (Hell In A Hand Basket)
    Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off)
    Herbie Hind (Her Behind)
    Herb E. Side (Herbiside)
    Herbie Voor (Herbivore)
    Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin)
    Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn)
    Holly Wood (Hollywood)
    Homan Provement (Home Improvent)
    Homer Sexual (Homosexual)
    Howard I. No (How Would I Know?)
    Howe D. Pardner (Howdy Partner)
    Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?)
    Huang Annsaw (Wrong Answer)
    Hugh Beeotch more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Hardy!
    Hardy who?
    Hardy ha ha!

    It was Mr. Hardy's lifelong dream to go scuba diving, and one day he decided to do it. He went to a sporting goods store and spent a fortune on scuba diving gear. He got everything he needed and more - outfit, oxygen tanks - the works.

    The next morning he drove out to a reef, put on his gear, and plunged into the ocean. As he dove deeper, he spotted a man swimming near the bottom in just his swimming trunks. Getting out his underwater notepad, Mr. Hardy scrawled a message ot the man that said, "How can you swim without scuba-diving gear?"

    The man took the notepad from Mr. Hardy and wrote back, "I'm not swimming, you idiot! I'm drowning!"

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