Islam Jokes / Recent Jokes

I've had people say "Your husband doesn't eat for a month - he must lose a lot of weight". No! Just to mess with them I say "Oh don't you know? Muslims have little pouches in their cheeks like hamsters so they can store food for when the fasting begins".

According to a new study, the happiest country in the world is Denmark. "Actually," commented Denmark's prime minister, "it's not so much happiness as it is relief. Big ups to Israel for getting the Muslims off our ass!"

Thanks to the uncovered bomb plot, Muslims in China are now being scrutinized. Especially the ones who defiantly date their interoffice memos with "Year of the Camel."

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Radical Muslims are scary. Even when I was in in high school, my Arab friend creeped me out once. He was like, "Dude, your mom is a total M.I.L.F.... Mother I'd Love to Fly into a building for."

Authorities are banning all liquids, including hair gel and lip gloss, from carry-on bags. The new measures are being called "essential" by Homeland Security and "a double whammy" by Muslim trannies.

Islamic extremists recently tried to kill a Swedish cartoonist who angered Muslims with blasphemous drawings of the Prophet Muhammad. The unsuccessful attempt involved asking him to hold an anvil and pushing him off a cliff.