"Ramadan just ended" joke
I've had people say "Your husband doesn't eat for a month - he must lose a lot of weight". No! Just to mess with them I say "Oh don't you know? Muslims have little pouches in their cheeks like hamsters so they can store food for when the fasting begins".
Nearly 1,000 clerics and scholars of Islam met in Pakistan to draft a response to the Pope's accusation that Islam is a religion spread "by the sword."
In their statement, the group comments that Islam is not spread by the sword alone, but it sure helps.
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, more...
Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:
No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no
Playboy or Penthouse, no rugby, no football, no
basketball, no baseball, no golf, no dancing, no
music.
No more...
Radical Muslims are scary. Even when I was in in high school, my Arab friend creeped me out once. He was like, "Dude, your mom is a total M.I.L.F.... Mother I'd Love to Fly into a building for."