Immigration Jokes / Recent Jokes
A tourist from Bulgaria visited the United States on his first overseas trip. Upon arrival at the Immigration desk, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa application. The Immigration officer looks over his shoulder, and sees the tourist trying to write "Twice a week" into the small space labeled "SEX".
The officer explained: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking' Male' or' Female'."
"Does it matter?" the tourist answered.
The lady at the Immigration and Naturalization office came into the office late one day to see a room full of people. She took a moment to overhear a conversation already in progress before her anonymity was compromised. Two Italians were engaged in an animated conversation. Her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say: First Emma, she coma. Then I coma. Then to asses they bump togetha'. Then I coma again. Then to asses they bump togetha' again. Then I coma again. Then pee twice. Then I coma one lasta' time. "You foul mouth swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" He says to her, "Hey, coola downa lady. Imma justa teachin' my frena' howa' to spella' Mississippi."
Immigrants from around the country are taking to the streets this week demanding that they be allowed to stay in the US in order to maintain their jobs. And what better way to maintain those jobs than by parading in the streets in the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday.
Just as well cause there are no maids to clean the hotel rooms.
I'm not sure how I feel about the whole immigration debate: Do we allow everyone to become citizens; do we throw illegals out? That's a conversation for me and my houseboy Carlos to have at a later date.
I do take issue with the term "guest worker." Kind of absurd:
"Hi! How are you? Welcome! The Ajax is under the sink. And be done in three hours."
W. Ralph Basham, the new head of U.S. Customs and Border Protection, says he doesn't think a wall on our border with Mexico will solve the illegal immigration problem. Especially, I would think, if we use the same contractors who built our levees.
It's becoming so crowded in the U S that illegal aliens have been seen crossing the border back into Mexico.