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A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.
"Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied.
The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?"
"They mostly become cab drivers," she replied.

Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock inthe air."The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

This man is in church and hears his preacher telling about these 2 male birds he has that will hold the rosary beads and say prayers, so this man comes up to him after church and says"father I also have 2 female birds, but all they can say is "Hi where hookers wanna have some fun" .the preacher told the man to bring the 2 female birds over that night and they will place them in with the 2 male birds and try to teach the 2 female birds to pray, so that night he took the birds to the preachers house and sure enough the 2 male birds where in there cage holding the rosary beads and saying prayers, when they placed the 2 female birds in the cage they looked at the 2 male birds and went"hi where hookers wanna have some fun" ..the one male bird looks at the other male bird and said"lay the beads down Frank our prayers have been answered"

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.
"Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied.
The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?"
"They mostly become cab drivers," she replied.