Hillary Clinton Jokes / Recent Jokes

“I will leave the country if Hillary Clinton becomes president.” –Dick Morris on "Hannity & Colmes"
This means that if Hillary Clinton becomes president, Dick Morris will most likely not leave the country.

Hillary Clinton is debating running for President.
Bill Clinton has been heard saying "If Hillary decides to run for President, I will help her campain..cause...a win for Hillary is an Intern for Me."

In an odd bit of news, a woman in China has a 5-inch horn growing out of her forehead. When hearing this story Bill Clinton said he was suprised cause he thought Hillary was the only one who could grow horns out of her head.

Hillary Clinton compared herself this weekend to Rocky.

Does she mean she got brain damaged after being hit by a black guy?

Former President Bill Clinton meets with North Korea's Kim Jong Il to discuss swapping Hillary for two imprisoned journalists.