"Dick Morris Projection" joke

“I will leave the country if Hillary Clinton becomes president.” –Dick Morris on "Hannity & Colmes"
This means that if Hillary Clinton becomes president, Dick Morris will most likely not leave the country.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...


Cinderella Got Kiked off the Soccer Team Because
She Kept Running away from The Ball


Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.


Pluto loses status as planet. Also loses court case seeking to be allowed to wear pants in Disney cartoons.


Hillary Clinton is debating running for President.
Bill Clinton has been heard saying "If Hillary decides to run for President, I will help her campain..cause...a win for Hillary is an Intern for Me."

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