"Dick Morris Projection" joke

“I will leave the country if Hillary Clinton becomes president.” –Dick Morris on "Hannity & Colmes"
This means that if Hillary Clinton becomes president, Dick Morris will most likely not leave the country.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Cinderella Got Kiked off the Soccer Team Because
She Kept Running away from The Ball

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Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

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Pluto loses status as planet. Also loses court case seeking to be allowed to wear pants in Disney cartoons.

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Hillary Clinton is debating running for President.
Bill Clinton has been heard saying "If Hillary decides to run for President, I will help her campain..cause...a win for Hillary is an Intern for Me."

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