Hilary Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bill Clinton and Al Gore were taking a shower at the gym after a strenuous exercise. Bill looked down at Al's dick and was shocked at how big it was. "My GOD, Al, that thing is HUGE! How'd you get it that big?" Bill asked in awe. "Well, every night, I whack it three times against the bedpost," he answered proudly. "Well, I'll have to try that," Bill said. So that night, when Bill got home, Hilary was already in bed, half asleep. Bill took out his dick and thumped three times against the bed-post. Thump. Thump. Thump. Suddenly, Hilary sat bolt upright in bed. "Al, is that you?" she asked.

Hilary is at a pet store and is looking or a talking parrot. She noticed one that was much cheaper then the rest. She asks the store "Why is this parrot so much cheaper then the rest." The store owner replies "That one was at a whore house and has dirty language."

So Hilary takes buys this one thinking she can teach it better language. She then takes it to the oval office and the bird says "New house new madam." Hilary gets frustrated and walks out

Then Chelsea comes in and the bird says "New house new Whore." so Chelsea gets mad and storms out.

Then Mr. Clinton comes in and the bird says "Hey Bill."

Senator Hilary Clinton is all smiles after getting a new fresh blood supply of blood in Hell. Seen in the Background is Dr. Kevorkian lead blood technician for Hell. Kevorkian added, "hey, it's a living".
Hilary said she never felt better and can't wait to hit the trail for the presidential race.