Higher-order Jokes

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    Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
    Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.
    The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
    Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
    Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Norris' Razor involves a flick of the wrist and a Columbian Necktie.
    Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.
    Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to Chuck Norris, expect an explosive roundhouse kick to the face for spouting too much fancy-talk.
    Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
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