Health Care Jokes / Recent Jokes

Snitches Get Stitches*
*=Because informants have good health insurance.

House GOP leaders warn not to expect health care plan by recess. They're saying more like 5th period or study hall.

Majority Leader Harry Reid is considering a plan for higher payroll taxes on upper-income earners to help finance health care legislation. So apparently, health care willl be paid for by the New York Yankees.

Dangerously overweight film maker Michael Moore's latest movie attacks American health care by showing viewers a dangerously overweight film maker.

Norway. According to a United Nations study Norway was ranked as the number one place to live in the world. Some of the criteria the UN used included per-capita income, educational levels, health care and number of fjords. The United States was ranked 8th but would have been number one had the criteria included gun ownership and number of meth labs.