Headstone Jokes / Recent Jokes

A mother and son are walking through a cemetery, and pass by a headstone inscribed - "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy reads the headstone, looks up at his mother, and asks "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"

A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed' Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.'

The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked' Mommy, why did they bury two men there?'

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I`m getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I`m getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last" & &

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"