Quarrel Jokes

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells,' When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,' Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.'' Yeah' she replies,' When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,' Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'

ONCE a violent quarrel broke out between husband and wife. The wife picked up her belan (rolling pin) and advanced menacingly towards her husband.
"Don't break the belan, "pleaded the husband, "it costs money."
"It is my property and I'll do what I like with it," shrieked the wife.
The husband ran and hid under a charpoy. "Come out, you coward!" roared the wife, "You were so concerned about the belan which belongs to me."
"This house belongs to me," replied the husband, "I can hide wherever I like."

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.'
'Yeah' she replies, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'