"Lovers Quarrel" joke

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'.'
'Yeah' she replies, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'

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