Harry Potter Jokes

J.K. Rowling has said she may kill off Harry Potter in the last book of the series, so that no one else can ever write another sequel.
In response, millions of children have said that they may kill off J.K. Rowling, so that no one else can ever destroy their innocence and crush their souls again.

A Coachella festival goer was tasered by police after removing his wizard outfit, baring his pale nude body. and refusing to put his clothes back on. Police have slapped the basement dwellar with 3 charges, assault, public lewdness, and exposing his Harry Peter.

Don't get your hopes up, gossip hounds. Daniel Radcliffe, who turns 18 later this month, isn't planning any trips to rehab or jail. Mainly because you don't plan a blackout.

J.K. Rowling says that 2 characters will die in the final Harry Potter book. When asked who they were, she said, "Nobody you know, I'm adding two black characters."

A suburban Georgia county that eliminated funding for Spanish-language fiction in its libraries is now attempting to ban Harry Potter books.
A spokesman for the county stated: "We've gotta take action now. If we give the wizards their books, next they'll want our jobs!"