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    Kermit the Frog gets sued

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    Corrections Officer

    Kermit the Frog is getting sued by Miss Piggy for Sexual Harassment. She finally had enough of his greeting every time he called her on the phone: "Hi, Hoe - Kermit the Frog here..."

    The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. "Obviously the Air Force knows there'sno such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft,'" the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon, "because they pay you bastards four times as much to stay in one as the Armypays its men to jump.""You've got it all wrong, Major," an Air Force sergeant replied. "The Army figures anyone stupid enough to jump out of an airplane voluntarily is gonna be too dumb to bitchabout the salary."

    100 Reasons It's Good to Be a Woman
    1. free drinks
    2. free dinners
    3. free lunches
    4. free movies (you get the point)
    5. you can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay
    6. you can cry without pretending there's something in your contact
    7. you know the truth about whether size matters
    8. Speeding ticket? What's that?
    9. you can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay
    10. you actually get extra points for sitting on your butt watching sports
    11. you don't have to try to laugh louder, deeper and harder than your buddies
    12. if you never have a son, it's okay
    13. if you do have a son, and he's a lousy athlete, it's still okay
    14. if YOU'RE a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being
    15. a new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life
    16. in high school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned
    17. if you have sex with someone more...

    How NOT to behave in your Doctor's Office

    OK, We all go the doctor for our aches, pains worries and some of us just to have someone to listen to our problems. Guess What, doctors are human too, so here are is a guide of what to do and not to do.

    Code of Ethical Patient Behavior (The Patient's "HYPOCRATIC" Code")

    1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT They've already heard it before. Just sit back and take the pain

    2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES If you make your doctors unhappy, they might just make a slip with the needle as they are inserting it into your butt.

    3. TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold. It wouldn't look to good if you are smiling when the medical books indicate you should be wincing.

    4. IT'S STILL SEXUAL HARASSMENT Even if you're babes, your sustained and repeated come-ons to pay in more...

    In our complex technical environment there are many opportunities for a
    competent technical individual to be the subject of technical harassment.
    Sometimes it can be so subtle that you may not even be aware you are being
    harassed. Worse yet, you may inadvertently technically harass another person
    by accident.
    Following are some guidelines to help you determine if you are being
    technically harassed.
    If you are repeatedly asked the same technical question you may be the
    victim of technical harassment. While it is most common to be asked the
    question repeatedly within the same conversation, some instances have been
    identified of habitual technical harassment. Habitual technical harassment is
    not uncommon and has been known to exhibit group tendencies where members of a
    group may ask the same question repeatedly. Untreated, these instances of
    group technical harassment can continue for years.
    If you are asked a technical question by more...

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